Directioner

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Sun, 17 Jun 2012 02:49:43 +0300

in 20 years

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 02:48:22 +0300

daughter: mom do you know that old band one direction
me: oh god
daughter:
me: I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME
daughter: what are you-
me: *pushes red emergency button, room flips upside down to reveal a room covered in one direction posters with a conference table and powerpoint presentation in the middle*
me: the first step to becoming a fan is KNOWING THEIR NAMES
daughter: mom wtf

horannwhore: breakingtableswithmalik: sweet jesus……. Dead.

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 11:24:32 +0300

horannwhore:

breakingtableswithmalik:

sweet jesus…….

Dead.

A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a...

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 00:35:25 +0300

A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said “I cannot sit here next to this black man.” The fight attendant said “Let me see if I can find another seat.” After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated “Ma’am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.” About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to such a disgusting, unpleasant person, the captain has agreed to allow the switch to first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the attendant turned to the black man and said, “Therefore sir, if you would please retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class, as the captain would hate for you to have to sit next to such a disgusting person.”

Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

Niall being distracted by the boys during his speech x

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 15:47:35 +0300

Niall being distracted by the boys during his speech x

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Thu, 14 Jun 2012 15:45:51 +0300

Lou’s bebo pictures omg,can’t deal

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 15:34:58 +0300

Lou’s bebo pictures omg,can’t deal

Directioners are better than FBI

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 15:33:55 +0300

Yup,today I saw us directioners found Lou’s&Niall’s&Josh’s bebo and Harry’s myspace. Well we deserve an applaud. I mean we are so much better than FBI.